fluff or angst meme

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Fluff Meme
Or sometimes we all want to play some cute situations and aww at results.
- Go to random.org and roll.
- Play!

1. Sick day.
You're down with the flu or some injury. Whatever the reason, you're bedridden or at the hospital. Aren't you lucky that that special someone came to visit you?

2. Date night.
You've made special plans to show that special someone just how much you love them and nothing can go wrong tonight.

3. Cheer up.
One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to get out of that slump by either finding a way to distract yourself or talking it out with the other person.

4. Love confession.
Your stomach is doing flip flops and your heart is racing, but you've read all the signs right, and it's time to let that other person know you feel the same way.

5. Special gift.
Maybe it's the first time, or maybe this is the gift that really counts. Birthday, Christmas, or just a random present, you've been planning and saving up for this one and are hoping that special person will like it.

6. Last time (for awhile).
One of you is going away for some reason (it can be as simple or angsty as you want it to be) and you may be back or you may not, but you want to spend the time you've got left where you are with someone special.

7. Pillow talk.
You've just had fantastic sex (which playing out is optional!) and you're both content to lay back and enjoy a little bit of pillow talk or maybe go for round two as soon as you catch your breath!

8. Shared dessert.
Whether it's because you're both cheap or you're one of those cute, lovey-dovey couples who love sharing desserts, the two of you are sharing that delicious ice cream sundae or cake with one another. Did some of it get on your partner's nose? Or maybe you want to go ahead and take a bite out of the cookie sticking out of their mouth.

9. Need a friend.
You just want to hang out with the guys/girls and have a little fun.

10. I'm sorry.
You had a fight with someone and now it's time to kiss and make up. . . or at least make up.

11. A moment at home.
There's nothing better than enjoying a peaceful day without anything to worry about. Maybe you'll share a book with a friend, or just enjoy some tea and catch up.

12. Been so long.
You're back after a long trip somewhere and now it's time to meet up with someone you've missed a lot and make up for lost time!

13. I'll defend you until the end.
You're going to fight for that person and you're going to let them know it or show them, whichever comes first.

14. Pillow fight.
You're both feeling the need to have some friendly horseplaying, and what better way than with pillows?

15. Wild card.
Reroll, pick an option, or come up with something else.

ANGST MEME

Sometimes we all want to play some angst and see just how far our characters and and will fall.
- Go to random.org and roll.
- Play!

1. just depressed.
Things are tough, you're feeling worn out, or whatever the case, you're depressed. You need help or someone else thinks you do anyway.

2. abandoned.
You were left behind by everyone you hold dear and now you're forced to see how well they've adjusted, how happy they all are while you're screaming inside.

3. sick.
Cold, flu, or something even worse, all you can do is lay back and let someone take care of you.

4. fight.
You've been fighting nonstop with the other person and it just keep escalating.

5. break up.
You're being broken up with and they won't reconsider... Damn.

6. separated.
For some reason, you've been separated from the other person for a long time.

7. kidnapped.
You've been held captive for how long now? Maybe they've been torturing you even, using your blood to write ransom notes, threatening to cut off fingers to send next, etc. Rescue is on the way though, right?

8. beaten up.
Just because someone didn't like you or maybe they wanted something you had, whatever the case is, you're coming home sporting some nasty wounds and bruises.

9. jealousy.
You just have this undeniable jealousy suddenly and you need to let it out.

10. cheated on.
This goes beyond just suspicion and you have full on proof of what your lover has done. How do you handle it?

11. apathetic.
You're not sad, you're not happy, you just... don't feel much anymore. The sparkle of life has gone right out of you and you're just going through the motions now.

12. addicted.
Drugs, alcohol, whatever your drug of choice is, you can't fight the draw and you can't draw yourself out of the hole, but the other person is going to try.

13. bad romance.
You know this isn't good for either of you, but you can't stop now.

14. fear.
Nightmares, the feeling someone is following you, etc. You can't shake the feeling.

15. insanity.
You're seeing things and hearing them, waking up only to realize you've done things you don't remember or you're in a place you weren't before. You're losing it and you don't know what to do.

16. guilt.
It's eating you up inside and you have to tell someone about it now. You want to be punished and you won't take no for an answer.

17. loss
You've lost something dear to you.

18. wild card.
Combine some options or make your own!

Comments

[knightime]

Okay, I'll let you in on a secret. I totally ate it this morning. You happy? Now you know how uncool shit was this morning with me and the floor. We had the most messiest of divorces and I'm still feeling the heartbreak. Fortunately, it looks like the floor might be real sorry and we might make up. For now, though, we're trying to see other people in the meantime. Need to put some distance before things get worst.

[Wow, did he usually ramble this much?]

[wrinklefucker]

[ John just kind of. Stares for a moment.

And totally anti-climatically. ]

Did you make out with the floor or puke on it?

[knightime]

[Dave stares at you like, jegus are you really that stupid? How are we best friends?]

No, dude. I fucking smashed my face into it. Do you even know what the term "ate it" means? Because I'm about to go all Mr. Strider on your shit. Give you the 101 on what these hip new terms mean. Better get your ass into gear, here comes the twenty first century. Shit changed. Words mean new things.

Seriously dude. My face just decided that it was attracted to the floor in my half asleep stupor and I came crashing down harder then a tsunami wave on the saddest little island that could ever be. It was like the perfect matrimony if it didn't hurt more then a girl getting her cherry popped on prom night. [The best part is that this is all a really articulate lie.]

[wrinklefucker]

[ John listens to the rant and just raises a brow. ]

Well, maybe you should spend less time trying to serenade the laminate tile, and more time sleeping, you dumbass.

[ BECAUSE JOHN HIT HOME WITH THAT TAUNT. That is why we are best friends. ]

[knightime]

[Dave is still nonchalant as ever. Inside though, he is flipping his shit and nearly having a heart attack thankyouvermuch.]

What? I totally sleep. Sleeping is like my best friend after you. We get our Zs on like a pimp and his hoe. Nothing can separate us from this raunchy tango we've gotten ourselves into.

[wrinklefucker]

I think you're the ho in this situation, dude. Your Zs are pimping you out to the kitchen floor and you're not getting paid for it.

[ Yeah. NOW WHAT. ]

[knightime]

That didn't even make a lick of sense. God you suck at this. [CHANGING THE SUBJECT AS SUBTLE AS POSSIBLE...]

[wrinklefucker]

That's me with, like, 99.9% of your weird ass metaphors, dude.

[ OKAY BUT ONLY TEMPORA-- ]

Seriously, sleep is kicking your ass isn't it?

[ --NEVERMIND. ]

[knightime]

Why do you keep bringing up sleep?

[God damn it. Go back to being oblivious or something.]

It isn't a problem. I just have a lot on my mind. Ain't nothing.

[wrinklefucker]

[ He shrugs. ]

You keep bringing it up. So you're thinking about it a lot, and it either means you're really well rested or sleep deprived. And given the way you smell, I'm just taking a guess.

[knightime]

I don't smell like anything so stop sniffing me up. Pretty sure that's Pyrope's shtick and I don't think she'd approve of you taking her spot for smelling Dave Strider.

Seriously, it's nothing. Let it drop.

[wrinklefucker]

Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.

[ THIS IS THE FACE OF A NON-BELIEVER. ]

[knightime]

What? Are you expecting me to just throw out all my feelings like the most distressed damsel? Oh no. Oh my. John, I seem to be having trouble getting to sleep. The dark recesses of my mind are threatening to take over my subconscious. Whatever will I do?

Dude, I'm so fucking peaches, there's an entire farm devoted to how peachy I am.

[wrinklefucker]

The bigger fit you throw, the more I think you're full of shit, Dave. I'm getting the feeling that maybe you should be talking to Rose about this. I'm sure she's got all sorts of weird psychotic terms to throw at you.

[knightime]

There's nothing to talk about. And even if there was, it wouldn't be to Rose and whatever bullshit assessment she wants to throw out at me.

Your face is full of shit. [That is the sweet sounds of Dave scraping the bottom of the barrel.]

[wrinklefucker]

Only 'cause I've been talking to you.

[ AWWWWWWW SNAP. ]

[knightime]

Fuck you man. Fuck you.

[You are the worst bro ever.]

[wrinklefucker]

Dude, I've heard that so many times. I think Karkat's one-uped you on that phrase for the next six lifetimes.

[ Best bro. ]

[knightime]

Yeah, keep laughing. Whatever man. Eat it all up while you can.

[He grumbles, but Dave also sounds oddly relieved to see John in such good spirits. Not that Dave would admit to it.]