Okay, I'll let you in on a secret. I totally ate it this morning. You happy? Now you know how uncool shit was this morning with me and the floor. We had the most messiest of divorces and I'm still feeling the heartbreak. Fortunately, it looks like the floor might be real sorry and we might make up. For now, though, we're trying to see other people in the meantime. Need to put some distance before things get worst.

[Wow, did he usually ramble this much?]