[Dave stares at you like, jegus are you really that stupid? How are we best friends?]
No, dude. I fucking smashed my face into it. Do you even know what the term "ate it" means? Because I'm about to go all Mr. Strider on your shit. Give you the 101 on what these hip new terms mean. Better get your ass into gear, here comes the twenty first century. Shit changed. Words mean new things.
Seriously dude. My face just decided that it was attracted to the floor in my half asleep stupor and I came crashing down harder then a tsunami wave on the saddest little island that could ever be. It was like the perfect matrimony if it didn't hurt more then a girl getting her cherry popped on prom night. [The best part is that this is all a really articulate lie.]
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No, dude. I fucking smashed my face into it. Do you even know what the term "ate it" means? Because I'm about to go all Mr. Strider on your shit. Give you the 101 on what these hip new terms mean. Better get your ass into gear, here comes the twenty first century. Shit changed. Words mean new things.
Seriously dude. My face just decided that it was attracted to the floor in my half asleep stupor and I came crashing down harder then a tsunami wave on the saddest little island that could ever be. It was like the perfect matrimony if it didn't hurt more then a girl getting her cherry popped on prom night. [The best part is that this is all a really articulate lie.]