[ good boy. the trick to getting smashed is to do it with a lot of food (it gives you something to actually throw up later). Dave is wise to all this stuff, it's a fourth of what he even does anymore. ]

I coulda called you back after and shit, y'know? But I didn't and thas my bad, I'm just stating it for the record right now 'cause I'm being totally honest with you. I'm not bullshitting around dude. I'm— [ hic. hahaha classy ] —I'm serious.