[ wherever it lands, Dave gets to it first, impassive even as he's kneeling down on the floor to pick up the broken fragments of the plate. there aren't that many, and not all that small, thankfully, so he doesn't worry much about cutting his hands or anything and just piles them all up in both hands and tosses them.
seriously? and his toast isn't even finished yet. it would've been seamless and perfect for him to just grab the bread and go, but now he has to keep waiting, hovering on the far side of the counter with the straightest of straight faces. ]
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[ wherever it lands, Dave gets to it first, impassive even as he's kneeling down on the floor to pick up the broken fragments of the plate. there aren't that many, and not all that small, thankfully, so he doesn't worry much about cutting his hands or anything and just piles them all up in both hands and tosses them.
seriously? and his toast isn't even finished yet. it would've been seamless and perfect for him to just grab the bread and go, but now he has to keep waiting, hovering on the far side of the counter with the straightest of straight faces. ]